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An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.
Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!
by drummerdrew13 February 05, 2008