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9. dead soldier
Typically used as a joke, a dead soldier is a single turd left in the toliet. To be properly considered a dead solier, the turd in question must be solitary, and this is especially crucial, left with no toliet paper in the bowl. The phantom shitter must leave it behind and seek a wipe elsewhere. The dead soldier is then left for the host to find at a later time.
Hey John, Dave called and said he found a dead soldier in his bathroom after the party last night.
1. dead soldier
an empty beer bottle
after I finished my beer I left that dead soldier on the bar
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2. dead soldier
an empty bottle, especially one that contained an alcoholic beverage
The floor was cluttered with dead soldiers and paper plates.(example of dead soldier)
3. Dead Soldier
An empty vial of narcotics, usally heroin.
Watch your step son, there be dead soldiers everywhere .

That nigga lives in da ghetto for real, look under his shoes, a lot of cracked dead soldiers!
4. dead soldier
a broken cigarette
Laura fished the crumply cigarette softpack from her purse. "My last cigarette, and it's a dead soldier," she sighed.
5. dead soldier
When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids.
Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's.
6. dead soldier
when your buddy is passed out on the couch and you use his or her hand to pleasure yourself
last night dub passed out on the couch and i used his hand to masturbate. best dead soldier i ever had!!!
7. Dead Soldier
An empty NO2 canister used for whip-its.
Man, there's dead soldiers all over the floor.
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