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(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible. "Wow, Kate Morris just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now" |
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A condition while having sex in the missionary position that the female on bottom will just lay there like a dead lifeless fish. Girl's thoughts as a dead fish while having sex..... " Do I need anything from the store today?" "I need to pick up my drycleaning" "God...is he done yet?"..."We really should paint the ceiling"
Guys thoughts while having sex with a Dead fish... "'I am the shit" " I am fucking her so hard she can't move" "Look at her eyes, she can't even look at me I am such a stud" "fuck yea...I rock" |
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Person who lays in bed without doing anything during sex. He is real cute but in bed he's a dead fish!
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When you are going down on a girl and she has no emotions and her face looks like a dead fish and is dissatisfied. Matt Austin was finger blasting this girls snatch super hard and went down on her and she instantly looked like a dead fish.
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A limp, lifeless handshake. People in the business community will have no respect for you if you hand them the dead fish.
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(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.
"Wow, KMo just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now" |
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(Verb) To "Dead Fish" someone is to have penetrative sexual intercourse when the recipient is unconscious; often as the result of too much alcohol and/or drugs; or in some cases when the cock receiver is merely sleeping.
Dead Fishing can be done with or without consent. Many people fantasize about getting fucked while they are unconscious only to awake to the pleasure of a cock in the puss (or the ass). George: "I went out with Liza again last night and she got so fucking drunk she passed out before we got our groove on."
Roy: "So what did you do?" George: "What do you think?! I carried her up to my room and Dead Fished her TYC." Roy: "Good call Bro." |
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Derived from the obvious lack of enthusiasm and energy of a dead fish caught out of water, being or feeling like a dead fish simply means that you just want to crash in bed and hibernate until you regain your energy and are capable of performing basic functions. Until then, you are a dead fish. -Want to do something tonight?
-I can't; I'm a dead fish. Was up all night yesterday. |
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