jocular way of referring to crude oil
Jon: What's with all those big towers in the field there?
Don: They're drilling for fossil water
Jon: WTF is that?
Don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died -- now there's only fossil water!
Best put, an LPQ can be described as a psychotic dinosaur obsessed woman. These women sometimes become so delusional that they believe they were dinosaurs in their previous lives and have been reincarnated as humans. In some cases, they go so far as to refuse all food except for ferns, grass, and prehistoric trees. Sometimes an LPQ can be aggressive, especially when protecting her man or her cubs. LPQ's have been known to randomly say things that have nothing to do with current conversation. An LPQ can be nice but if you cross one... you are dead.
Many scholars have guessed at what the letters L, P and Q stand for. Some notable guesses from history are:
Labia Patting Queer -- Abraham Lincoln, 1857
Light Particle Quantum -- Albert Einstein, 1909
Long Poop Quelf -- Rosa Parks, 1955
Lusting Pony Quadriplegic -- Neil Armstrong, 1969
Lost Puppy Quencher -- Jane Goodall, 1982
Lynnea Patricia Quick -- Danielle Berndt, 2001
Lingering Picnic Queen -- Justin Bieber, 2010
That girl is an LPQ cuz she likes dinos a little too much and is crazy and nice sometimes but don't you cross her cuz you will die.