|1.||DDD: Designated Drunk Driver|
When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn
Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?
Kid 2: Ramos
Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver
designated drunk driver
who's going to ddd tonight?
Designated Drunk Driver- A person who refrains from drinking while in a bar with a group of freinds, so that when he staggers out to his car (acting like he's completely hammered), that he parked right in front of the bar, he will draw the attention of any cops that may have their eye on the place. While he's doing this his drunk friends will be able to get in their cars (parked further from the bar) and not get pulled over.
Tom volunteered to be the DDD tonight, so if your planning driving tonight don't leave 'till after 1:30, that's when he'll be doing his part.
|4.||not hot enuff to be this stupid|
a phrase or expression to describe a dumb bitch that is not quite hot enuff to be THAT stupid. She may be slightly cute or moderately attractive (do-able) but is so stupid that it might not be worth it. This phrase usually follows a dumb comment that the dumb bitch makes such as, "Is the Cowboys a baseball team?"
john, "I'm the DDD tonight."
FB (fat bitch) "what's that?"
john, "the designated drunk driver! Good god woman you are not hot enuff to be this stupid