When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

designated drunk driver

Designated Drunk Driver- A person who refrains from drinking while in a bar with a group of freinds, so that when he staggers out to his car (acting like he's completely hammered), that he parked right in front of the bar, he will draw the attention of any cops that may have their eye on the place. While he's doing this his drunk friends will be able to get in their cars (parked further from the bar) and not get pulled over.

a phrase or expression to describe a dumb bitch that is not quite hot enuff to be THAT stupid. She may be slightly cute or moderately attractive (do-able) but is so stupid that it might not be worth it. This phrase usually follows a dumb comment that the dumb bitch makes such as, "Is the Cowboys a baseball team?"