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Drooling Veggie 

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)
Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah

Drooling 

Open your mouth and keep it open enough so that slaver is coming out of your mouth. There is 2 kinds.

1. Every time Homer Simpson find something delicious.

2. When a creepy guy looks at a hot girl.
Examples:

1. Homer drooling: Mmmmmh, chiken.... ahrrrhrhr

2. Creepy guy drooling Danm look at those... arrrhhrhrr
Drooling by gilgr8 August 19, 2011

drooling noodle 

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)
I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.
drooling noodle by EN room 141 April 29, 2011

drooling tuna 

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.
After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!
drooling tuna by Ferguson July 3, 2005

dafoosing 

Derived from a username, dafoose means several things.

derived from the root words, moose, fooseball, and the prefix meme "da." "Da" refering to "the."
The meaning for dafoosing comes from spanish Vamos, which means "we go," which was tweaked into vamoose. However, "vam" did not sound friendly, so it used a more popular prefix "da."

Dafoosing can be related to most internet tasks and gaming tasks with other people. Dafooser's usually look to other people to play with in other places, mainly including games, watching television, or even going out to eat.

Essentially, the action of dafoosing is doing something fun with other people.
I felt like dafoosing today, so I logged onto my account and played some online games with my friends.

Or.

My friend Katie needed help painting the house today, so I got my dafooser on and came over unexpectedly to help out.
dafoosing by Dafoose July 22, 2009

Drooling Cheerios 

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.
Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"
Drooling Cheerios by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011