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Slap you with a day old biscuit 

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When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.
Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!
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slap you with a day old biscuit 

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Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
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Day Old Cake 

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Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"
"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...
Day Old Cake by Cliff Washburn January 22, 2009
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Dabold 

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Shocked shock shocking
My girlfriend was dabold when I told her I didn’t use a condom.
Dabold by Not Ashley Campos July 5, 2020
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Danold Trump 

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It’s better to not know who he is or what he is ok
I hate Danold trump
Danold Trump by MightyBuffalo January 21, 2018
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Paid in day old bagels

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You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.
"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."
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