have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

have a day off by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017

day off

the fastest 86,000 seconds of your entire week. typically spent running errands or asleep.

i'm so glad to finally have a day off after working 70 hours this week

day off by AlphaVegan August 20, 2011

Dutch day off 

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

Dutch day off by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011

Ferris Bueller's Day Off 

Call in sick at work but spend the day doing fun things i.e. shopping, tennis, lunching, etc

Sale at J.Crew starts tomorrow - I think I'll take a ferris bueller's day off and get there when it opens.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off by pinkandred17 March 6, 2009

Sexual Day Off

Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.

I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.

Sexual Day Off by AnotherMiller July 10, 2021

Day Off To J Off 

When a person take their entire academic or work day to jack-off.

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip rule 34 on 4chan.

Day Off To J Off by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Mr. Rodgers' Day Off 

The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.

Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.

Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!

Mr. Rodgers' Day Off by Neighborhoodlum November 22, 2010