stupid ass aim robot that doesn't even know the alphabet song but can miraculously write that he does
Me (4:50:29 PM): do you know the alphabet?
SmarterChild (4:50:32 PM): um... should i know the alphabet?
Me (4:50:38 PM): sing the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:50:40 PM): fly me 2 the moon, da da dee doo bee doo bee doo...
Me (4:51:15 PM): thats not the alphabet
SmarterChild (4:51:16 PM): lol! whatever!
|58.||trapped in a closet|
the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.
"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?
Orgininally used to classify the high-grade or potency of marijuana. Now, can be used as an adjective/noun to describe or denote anything possessing good qualities or leading to beneficial results. Short for and interchangable with chronic.
Man, I got some strawberry toaster struedles the other day; that shit was the CHRON.
Stacy has some huge tigs- putting it between 'em would be CHRON.
1) A gas surrounded by a liquid that takes a spherical form.
2) A woman's buttocks, usually used to describe large ones.
3) A person's personal space.
1) Look Ma, I can make a bubble with this soap. Whippee!
2) Day-um! Did you see the bubble on that girl?
3) Get out of my bubble, God damnit!
Well, i used to believe chavs were what most people on here have written. But not until the other day i realised they wern't. 'Chav' is a personality type, more than a look. 'Chavs' generally are loud-mouthed teens. They normally 'start' on Emos, goths, or anyone different to them. And they all dress the same, i suppose that doesnt make them chavish, but they wud be like 'OMG WTF ARE YOU WEARING?' if you didn't go out your door in a nike trackie.
Chavs 1 (atood outside maccys): OMG LOOK AT DAT BIG GOTH.
Chavs 2: Lets get him.
emo (sk8rs friend): Um, i think its time we went.
Chavs 1: Where the fuck do you think your goin, are you startin?
|62.||doo doo brown|
A phrase that was used in a song by Uncle Luke. It is used in variuos strip clubs and dance clubs across the united states. It is commonly used after the phrase Pop That Pussy. Sometimes Negro's like Marcus and Micheal like to fuck with people by playing the song and then running up and dancing very oddly infront of people and disturbing their day. It is quite commical.
Hey um Jamar!? Yes, Ronald? Jamar can i see you pop your pussy and then let me see your doo doo brown and lick it?
Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap.
1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!!
2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out.
3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!?
4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least.
5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT!
6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe.
7) DOS sucks.
And that's my two cents on Windows.
N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens.
Guy: No you don't.
N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol.
Guy: So suggest a better one.
Guy: Die, bitch.
*Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*