| 1. | Cleavage-tastic Day | ||
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1. A day that is filled with so much cleavage and/or of such great quality, that the entire quality of the day is increased. Usually for guys only.
2. Day in which you see down the shirt of your crushes blouse for the first time and is so great that the quality of the day is increased. Again, usually for guys. 1. Joe: "Man, my day sucked!"
Steve: "Mine would have been shity, but I had a Cleavage-tastic Day! I saw down Jessica Alba's shirt!" 2. Joe: "Dude, I had a Cleavage-tastic Day!" Steve: "Really!?! You saw down Cindi's shirt?" Joe: "Yes I did Steve, Yes I did". |
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| 2. | time slut | ||
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One who travels through time to participate in sexual activities with historical figures. While this practice is not currently possible, it will become a popular hobby amongst future generations. Person #1: I can't believe she went back in time to fuck Napoleon, Danielle is such a time slut!
Person #2: Dude I heard she picked something up from Imhotep the other day. Person #1: Well, technically it wasn't the other day since she went back to 2650 BC. Person #2: Why are we friends? |
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| 3. | blood, sex and booze | ||
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a hilarious green day song about sado-masichism; one of their best songs ever. i'm in distress
oh mistress i confess so do it one more time these handcuffs are too tight you know i will obey so please don't make me beg for blood, sex and booze you give me |
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| 4. | pussy day | ||
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A day then boyfriend and girlfriend who don't live in one place yet get together to have sex. This day should excuse any other non-relationship activity, like going to the gym or work. Preferably Saturday. Q:Dude, what time are we going to gym today?
A. 1:Sorry Bro, my girlfriend wants a pussy day. A. 2:No I am not going, today we having a Pussy day! |
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| 5. | have sex like bunnies | ||
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To have sex TONS of times a day. Comes from the fact that bunnies reproduce at a more rapid rate than humans, and therefore they have lots of sex. This style of fucking can be found among sexaholics, and particularly among horny college students. Person 1: Hey, I haven't seen Julia and Dan all day. Have you?
Person 2: No, but I can hear them having crazy sex from my dorm room. Person 1: They're still going at it?!? Person 2: Yeah, this must be the 7th time today. They have sex like bunnies. |
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| 6. | business time | ||
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September 29, 2007 Urban Word of the Day
Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords. Baby, it's business time. Do you know how I know? Because it's wednesday, and wednesday is the night that we make love. Thursday we visit your mother but wednesday is the night that we make love. I'll wear my business socks and you will wear that old t-shirt from that team building retreat your work took.
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| 7. | donut day | ||
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Donut Day was coined one Friday morning when several friends left school and gathered at a common friends apartment. After becoming intoxicated on a large quantity of rum one friend left to buy donuts. Since then, each Friday is considered the day to skip out of highschool to become incredibly drunk and stoned at the apartment in which it began.
Commonly, Donut Day involves porn, shopping sprees at sex shops, dressing up men in lingerie, and an overall immoral time. With, of course, plenty of donuts. "I'm sorry I won't be in school today, it's Donut Day."
"We need to get to the liquor store to stock up for Donut Day." "Did you buy your weed for Donut Day?" |
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