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Davison MI

A shitty place where I grew up, full of white kids thinking they are either 'gangster' or 'preppy'. Most either belive they are like people in Flint or Grand Blanc. It also has a high consintration of potheads and people that think they are as cool as people from larger citys and infact belive they live in a city similar as such.
Black kid that has lived in Davison his whole life:"Yo I'd be the realist nigga in Flint if my parents would let me go there"

Me:"Get a fucking life and move out of Michigan, It's a hell hole. Should have never been born in Davison MI."

Preppy kid:"My parents are so gay, they wont let me max out their credit card at hollister anymore."
Me:"Get a fucking job and pay for your own shit, Your eightteen God damn years old, move out of Davison MI if you don't like it. Bitch."
Davison MI by MichiganIsFuckingGay December 29, 2007

Davison Michigan 

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
Davison Michigan by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
Sexiest darkskins every, Huge dick, good kisser, great smile, monster in the bed
Wow davison is so hot
Davison by Dark Chocolate .com August 6, 2017

The Davison 

Pulling your panties to camel toe your vigina as you vigorously shake and squawk like a chicken while talking about your daughter Matilda before shitting in your husbands mouth and violently urinating to protest Donald Trump. Deriving from the name Davison which in Latin translates to skinny bird bitch.
Dom: Man that bitch was being a major slut, she was pulling The Davison

Harper: Shut up nigga
The Davison by The breadmeister December 6, 2019
Davison - someone who turns a fridge off so it doesn't annoy him whilst trying to sleep and then forgets to turn it back on. This in turn leaves a large pool of smelly water in the on-call room.
Oh no he's done a Davison!
Davison by stownrow April 13, 2013

Davison MI

a shithole in the middle of michigan.
near Flint Michigan, about 45 minutes from Detroit.
Davison MI by mollie l. February 28, 2007