|1.||Davis Senior High School|
A high school in Davis, CA where students like to get drunk everyday of the week, do a lot of coke, and drive nice cars. Favorite lunch destination = chipotle. And generally you can find students from this high school in abundance at In-n-Out literally any day of the week (minus during finals) either drunk or passed out until their closing which is at 1am. Somehow, however they all make it to very prestige universities.
Hi my name is John Doe, I go to Davis Senior High School and I have a 4.8 GPA, a 2390 on my SAT's, and I'm enrolled in some of the most rigorous courses in the state of California. I'm also completely thizzed, coked, high, drunk, and adderralled out of my mind right now.
|2.||Lehigh Senior High School|
A high school in Lehigh Acres, Florida. It scores lower on standardized tests than the school for kids with behavior problems.more...
Nearly none of the teachers are qualified. The only ones that are are there to teach college classes. Other than that, most probably have never attended college. Any person with an 8th grade education (an 8th grade education NOT attained at Lehigh, mind you) can likely read at higher levels and do better on math and science than the educators at this school do. Some teachers are even known to come to school hungover, and they use class time to sleep it off while they assign pointless busy work.
The administration is a Hitler-esque henchman (Mr. Davis, but he's being changed, but the new one will likely take over where Davis left off) They suspend you or send to to "Time Out" if you question their authority. He has cronies at his disposal, including overweight "Security" guards who ride around on golf carts and try to look important.
"Time Out" is guarded by a portly African-American fellow named Taj. He looks totally helpless and ignorant. He hopelessly pecks at his computer keyboard trying to figure out the mystery of solitaire. He can be heard saying "Y'all be quiet"
As for extracurricular activities, drama is a joke. The football team is mediocre and the school band never plays in the stands. They hardly ever show up to games at all. After all, the humidity might damage their uniforms.
A sidekick or favoured younger friend. Usually describing the unusual friendship with a more powerful or senior boy in school life. Term used originally at Infant Jesus Anglo-Indian High School in Tangasseri, Quilon, India from early 20th century. Also written as a compound word cut-jack.
They dared not play around with Tommy who is known to be body builder Davis's cutjack.
Herington is a city located in the state of Kansas.
Named after its founder, Monroe Davis Herington.
Bruce P. Blake, Bishop of the United Methodist Church
Terry Nichols, accomplice in the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
'It was kinda awkward for the students of Herington High School (thats found in herington, kansas) to visit the Murrah Federal Building memoral for their senior class trip...
|5.||Foothill Horizons Summer Camp|
The happiest place on earth. Made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers' face world wide. And we mean WORLD WIDE. By letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your "horizons" and develop your social skills in this Miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. To be continued...until you come here.
Camper 1: Wow, I just expanded my "horizons" at Foothill Horizons Summer Camp.
Camper 2: Why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?
Senior at High School: I just got accepted to UC Davis! Thanks Foothill Horizons Summer Camp!