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17.
A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy
Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up
by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 14, 2008
 
1.
The "Anna Kournikova" of football.
Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!
by scrEEmur January 07, 2004
 
2.
A useless person who has out lived his england career.
david beckham's penalty that went *sky high*
by K_chan June 25, 2006
 
3.
A Popular Football(Soccer) Player who once played for Manchester United, but now for Real Madrid
A well known Metrosexual
David Beckham is the one in red with the bun in his hair.
by Paul March 15, 2004
 
4.
this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.
david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.
by jacy_lynne August 19, 2006
 
5.
Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.
by KRHimself October 30, 2004
 
6.
britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.

marries to stop others calling him gay.
a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)
by not the male fan June 05, 2003
 
7.
A over rated player/model/metrosexual who gets the world over by his so called "good looks" and changes his hairstyle more often than he scores a penalty

The worst swear you could give a player in football
You play like Beckham, man
by harish March 05, 2005