Dad: As long as you still remember who took you to your first Mets game...
Mom: And if you can introduce mommy to David Wright someday...
Mike: It went fine until Chad pulled a David Wright on the last out of the game to blow the lead and lose the game!
Me: Ugh! No wonder he's so miserable, he pulls David Wrights and is a mets fans, the worst combination!
Mike: You mean miserables...?
Me: Oh yes, of course
David Wright has done nothing of note during his short career, except for contribute heavily to the Mets 2007 collapse.