| 1. | David H-O-H-M-A-N-N | ||
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Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man. Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire... |
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| 2. | monk | ||
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David Raschke. "Quiet, monk."
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| 3. | Swaggy Jeans | ||
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Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect. David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much? David: Right. Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff. |
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| 4. | nirvana | ||
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In Buddhism the state of release from the bondage of Karma and rebirth where desire and lust have been ceased to have power and no renewal of existence will take place after death. To gain Nirvana was the goal which the Buddha set before his followers as a supreme end to their efforts and longings. The northern school of Buddhist teaching has interpreted Nirvana to mean an actual paradise of existance after death attained as the reward of a saintly life on earth. 2. Nirvana is also a band. The core of the band Nirvana was Kurt Cobain, lead guitarist and vocalist, and Krist Novoselic, bass player. After going through many many different name changes and member changes, Kurt and Krist met Chad Channing, who became their drummer for their debut album. Some of the other notable people that were in the band, or its earliest incarnations, were Buzz Osbourne and Dale Crover of the Melvins and Danny Peters of Mudhoney, among others. Nirvana recorded their Bleach album for about $600, a dark, crunching album containing simple, guitar driven like Negative Creep and School as well as more sophisticated songs like About a Girl, and a modified version of Shocking Blue's Love Buzz. It was released in June of '89 by Sub Pop records. After recording, Nirvana went on tour after the addition of guitarist Jason Everman. Jason was added because Kurt wasn't sure ... |
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| 5. | The Seinfeld Chronicles | ||
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The Seinfeld Chronicles is the pilot episode of the NBC series, Seinfeld. It originally aired on July 5, 1989. The original title of the episode was Good News, Bad News however it has been confirmed by the creators that the title of the pilot is The Seinfeld Chronicles.
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It was rebroadcast in 1990 after the show had been picked up as a series. The episode was written by creators, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and was directed by Art Wolff. Plot Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow. Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are seated at Pete's Luncheonette debating over a shirt button. The waitress, Claire, comes over to their table and pours each a cup of coffee. George tells Claire he does not want caffeine in his coffee and Jerry corrects him by telling George she is an expert waitress. The two continue to talk and finally leave when Jerry has to do laundry. The following evening while watching a late Mets game, he receives a phone call from a potential girlfriend, Laura, whom he met on the road. She asks if she can stay over his apartment since she cannot find a "decent hotel" (a fact George contests). Jerry invites her but is unsure if her visit is intended to be romantic or not. George and Jerry continue to debate fine details in Laura's conversation with Jerry to determine the true nature of the visit. A character known in the pilot as "Kessler," (who in all future episodes is known as Kramer) joins in asking Jerry why he would even give her a cho... |
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| 6. | The Cock And Sock Connection | ||
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A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)
A condom made of a sok and an elastic band. David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection David: Offcourse fuck me |
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| 7. | foxwatch | ||
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Foxwatch is a recent movement of spotting "foxes" or incredibly hot girls as you go about your daily life. The term can be used to describe a hot girl or as a codeword for whenever you are going out on the pull. Example 1....
(hot girl walks past) Guy in a group/the entire group (prefferably as loud as possible) : "FOXWATCH!!" Example 2.... "Mate, that girl is foxwatch" Example 3.... "Fancy going out on Operation Foxwatch tonight" Example 4... Whenever a bunch of animal anoraks stake out a den and record how many foxes come out. these are lowly men, who usually wear binoculars, have some sort of uni degree, live alone and most likely download way too much filth from the internet |
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