Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!
Also known as Mrs Elton John
. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union
(or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids
with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise
or inject copious amounts of semen
into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV
, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum
or an over-inflammed hemorroid
As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.