The Greatest Assassin of ALL TIME!
Not only a pop star, David Bowie has been a secret assassin since 1485. People who have supposedly spotted David Bowie in the scene of a murder are never taken seriously because the police or investigators would probably say, " You're CRAZY! WTF would David Bowie be doing here! How can you suspect him to be an assassin. Gets off the shrooms plz. you are coming with me downtown for further questioning." If not, the accuser would get a response similar to ," Who the hell is David Bowie?" David Bowie has been responsible for many mysterious deaths in the past.
Person a: "Did you know that David Bowie killed JFK, Martin Luther King, Judas, the real Stephen Hawking, 2pac, and Brutus?"
Person b: "Who the hell is David Bowie?"
Mysterious voice in the shadows: "exactly"
One of the greatest rockers of all time, who is constantly changing his appearance. A very influential rock legend who created the alter Ego Ziggy Stardust, and has shaped rock music through out his career.
David Bowie was a great rocker during the 70s and now.
4) Aladdin Sane.
5) Ziggy Stardust.
6) Major Tom.
"The excitement of David Bowie!"
A) A rock'n'roll god, who changed his style many times, yet was always great.
B) The only crossdresser even straight guys could respect.
"Making love with his ego, Ziggy stepped up into his mind. Like a leper messiah, when the kids had killed the man I had to break up the baaaaaaand." Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie
Excessively talented and attractive singer/actor with more influence on music than possibly any other musician in the history of time. Some of his best albums include Low, Outside, and Reality.
David Bowie is a demi-god in his own right.
One of the greatest musicians ever, if not the greatest. Even after his mega-glory days he still is a god in his own right. He did a few songs with the industrial band Nine Inch Nails which were good. He is also possibly the sexiest man alive. I would totally do him.
David Bowie's good songs(only a few)
Ashes to Ashes
A god of rock who is also "really really handsomely good-looking" and has a fantastic sense of humour.
"Did you know David Bowie was a big fan of Pink Floyd's Syd Barrett? He covered Barrett's song See Emily Play."
"Nope, but I know he was in the movie Zoolander."
Among the most influential musicians of the century, Bowie has managed to stay at the top of the charts for more than thirty years largely due to his talent for modifying his persona with characters like 1972's Ziggy Stardust
and The Thin White Duke
. Emerging as a Mod
out of Brixton, London at 19, he is best known for his role in the Glam
movement of the early 1970s. Born David Robert Haywood Jones on January 8th, 1947, he changed his name in 1966 in order to avoid confusion with Monkees
lead singer Davey Jones
. Bowie has one perpetually dilated eye (which gives the appearance of two different colours) due to a schoolyard fight.
David Bowie was indeed the Nazz.