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A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.
by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006
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A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.
Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothinto mess with *jerks himself off.*
by Philip and Randy June 23, 2004
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Quite possibly the most over-rated man in the history of comedy. He has caused the overuse of stupid lines such as, "I'm Rick James bitch." Sure it was funny to hear the FIRST time but that was all, I mean please people give it up.
by co_ry August 24, 2005
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the best comidien in the world.... the blackest comidien ever.
did you see the blackest comidien dave chappelle yesterday... he was the shiznit
by br_ronaldinho10 May 12, 2006
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Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.
Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.
by Vin Kerosene May 12, 2005
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This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.
"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"

-Dave Chappelle
by mungo April 24, 2005
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A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.
Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":

1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."

2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."
by Lt. Dave March 02, 2008
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