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The funniest man on Comedy Central. He's the greatest thing to hapen to them.
Dave Chappelle:He's The best. Why? Cause he does his shit straight street son, banging bitches with no rubbers and stabbing niggas with butter knives.
by some random guy69 July 15, 2006
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The smartest and funniest mother f***** in the whole d*** world! he can make anybody laugh there freakin heads off!!
by O'sami Bin Laden April 01, 2004
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The King of Comedy. He likes chicken, too!
Dave Chappelle - F*ck Aston Kutcher!

WTF IS JUICE?!?!

Dave Chappelle's dick has more talent than Dane Cook.
by metallkidd93 February 23, 2008
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A very funny black comedian, host of the hit sketch comedy show, "Chapelle's Show".
Gradually got pissed off with Hollywood and went home to South Africa. After this excursion, he went to a small town where he still resides today.
Quit Comedy Central because he saw a white crew member laughing oddly at one of his skits while filming. Kinda contradictory because racism was his main subject matter, but meh.
Dave Chappelle : "Sir, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with neaggardom!"
Funny when black people laugh.
Racist when white people laugh.
by suburban white kid July 10, 2008
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Perfect example of a man who had an unequaled talent for something he had no respect for.

He skyrocketed to worldwide super-stardom within weeks of "Chappelle's Show" first airing. Let it be known that before this show he was known as "that black guy in Half-Baked", and a not-so-well-known stand up comedian.

Being raised by his college professor parents, and having a good intellect himself to boot, he knew full well what he was doing with "Chappelle's Show", as far as reinforcing racial stereotypes for the sake of (extremely hilarious) comedy, and decided to have a crisis of conscience and run away from a $50 million dollar contract (from a CABLE network no less).

He has now settled back in Ohio, where he lives as another individual who was given an extraordinary gift and ran from it, and will probably never be seen on TV again until 2020, when VH1 runs a "Where Are They Now?" Special, and will probably have some D-rate, never-has-been comedian commenting about it.
Dave Chappelle is famous for declaring himself Rick James, often times emphasizing that the person he was declaring it to was, in fact, a bitch.
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a very funny muslim comedian that hosts his own show called Chappelle's Show on comedy central
Dave Chappelle is the true king of comedy
by mayson May 07, 2007
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dave chappelle is god
by manderr March 30, 2004
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