Oh yeah I would give her a DAV
1.A slang term for an extremely cool person.
2.A name given to someone who's name begins with the letter 'D' and are a chav.
Ben: Hey Daniel, you're so chav.
Daniel: Erm thanks.
Callum: Oh my god it's a dav!
Ben And Callum: HHEYEYYYYYYY DDAAAAAVVV
Gareth: er wut.
A "Dav" is a noun that's generally used when describing someone who's often on the computer (usage including 4chan and WoW) but somehow escapes being branded as a geek or a nerd by his peers. He does this by balancing his PC affliction with selfless gestures and/or being funny.
"He's on WoW again? WTF!"
"But he leant me the new Muse album..."
"Really? He's such a Dav."