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Fictional rules invented by girls to confused guys, during a relationship. Generally, these rules contradict eachother, and it is impossible to follow them correctly. There is the common "statement" form, encountered when an action is illegal:
"John! You moved my lettuce to shelf four of the refridgerator! that is so against the rules!" Also common is the "impossible question" form, where no correct answer is possible: "Tim. Does this dress make me look fatter than normal?" "Do you know what day it is today?" Rare, but still worth mentioning, is the "invented" form: "This form was invented to fill up some space on the page" |
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