date tax 

The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.

Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.

date tax by A.I.R March 11, 2010

Datetard 

One who dates a retarded person,or a person with a retarded personality and is more than likely unaware.

"You know you're dating a retarded person right,datetard?"

Datetard by acorn86 January 8, 2009

Datetatorship

A relationship where one party declares things uncommitted or over,
but continues to silently enforce the expectations, rules, and emotional boundaries
of a committed relationship without ever discussing them.

“We’re not together. We aren’t a thing,” he said.

And she just blinked.
Because she knew he’d spiral if she actually went on a date.

This wasn’t a situationship.
This was a Datetatorship.

Datetatorship by starvingRD July 31, 2025