|1.||have a seat over there|
The act of being caught red handed, especially for something sexually explicit. Derived from Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC's "How to Catch a Preadator." See dead to rights.
Man A: (at the bar, to man B)I don't bang fat chicks.
Man B: (walks in on Man A the following morning, fat chick in bed) Have a seat over there.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
No need to fear, mothers of America, Chris Hansen is there.
A man who got caught twice on Dateline NBC.
Most commonly used at Northville High school.
"Damnit David, you tipped over the hookah!"
Hunter of the Pedobear.
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator".
Defender of the lolis.
Chris Hansen - "The guy on TV who let YOU have a seat - right over there!"
NBC or the National Broadcasting Company
Due to its recent practices of making great TV shows like Heroes, My Own Worst Enemy, and Trauma, and than canceling them after the current seasons wrapped up.
Has led to them becoming a term used to describe someone when they are being an Ass Hole.
NBC is also believed by the general public to be the Worlds Biggest Ass Hole
Tom is being a NBC right now.
My dad is such an NBC he won't let me go see Captain America tonight.
Dave is NBC
National Broadcasting Company, owned by General Electric. Known as the network for Friends, but soon will only have Law and Order and ER to survive off of.
Dateline is cool about all the restaurant sanitation stuff though. But c'mon...the Today Show loses it's charm. What's the joy of seeing people scream at a camera at 7:00 AM?
Also see democrat for a realistic viewpoint of what you see on NBC during an election.
Look! It's Katie Couric on NBC!
|7.||Why don't you have a seat?|
The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.