| 43. | Lindsey | ||
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One of the most attractive human beings to ever exist. You can chase this elusive creature for eternity, but deep in your heart you know you will never be good enough for her. And whoever she's dateing, she can do better, no matter who she's with. She can turn even the biggest manwhore into a one woman kind of guy, without even knowing it. She has dark hair,perfect teeth, and Green/Blue eyes that are amazing, even though she dosent like them. She is around 5'4" which is perfect for when you hug her, and her head rests right on your shoulder. She likes to read ,(which is rare). And cant help herself when it comes to Justin Beiber. You can't help getting excited, when she is happy. And when she gets sad you cant help but become angry/threatening at what ever is causing something so perfect, so much pain. In short: She is perfect for everyone, but to perfect for anyone. Enchanted Guy #1:"Who is that angel in the corner, reading a nook?"
Enchanted Guy #2:"Thats Lindsey, but don't bother, she is to perfect for any mortal man." |
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| 44. | Dating Season | ||
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The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible. Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.
Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays. Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays. I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present. |
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| 45. | date with jill | ||
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date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off. If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill
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| 46. | Man-Face | ||
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an ugly chick that a boy dates but can do better. These chicks are very needed and also feel the need to dress like there boyfriends Rick: Hey Bob did you see that Man-face that Tosh is dateing
Bob-Sadly yes I did, the worst part is the damn checkered clothes they were wearing. |
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| 47. | WVM | ||
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(White Virgin Mary) A girl who refuses to do anything more sexual than a kiss. Dude we've been dateing for three weeks and She wont even makeout with me. Shes such a WVM
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| 48. | funsin | ||
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Great at almost any sport he plays. Coo,lots of friends,large down stairs. Has girl trobiles somtimes. Will steal your girl right after you guys brake up after dateing for 2 years. He is good looking. Wow i hate funsin he just stole my girl." "Is that funsin? I heard he is huge down stairs.
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| 49. | Noah | ||
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a guy that is extremely hot and loves dateing blondes. girls want him but he rejects those he likes knowing his heart could be broken. Noah is a lax bro and rocks them nike air maxs and high nike black socks. he is a typical lax bro but non lax bros like him to. Noah uses all the lax bro terms and is a rich kid. overall noah is a chill guy. dude:yo did u see noah
girl:ahhh what a hot lax bro |
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