Occurs from over consumption of too much hard alcohol (monarch, 151, capt. Morgan etc…) Begin to black out and next thing you know your friend’s decent but desperate older sister is on your lap messing with your gear. Next thing you know your on bathroom floor, car, or couch having very loud sex.
Wonder of how the fuck this came to be sets in after word but realization that you nailed your friend’s sister and is very hilarious event. Friends’ telling of this event spreads like wildfire and you get a good 15 minutes of fame for your drunken no pants dance.
Because of your intoxication this event should be considered date rape.
"Dude, I nailed your sister. She is a freak in bed man." haha
She committed a date rape when she got me when I was drunk
Date rape is a fast growing phenomenon in Pubs and Nightclubs. The essential idea is that you spike a target's drink with a sedative drug, usually GHB or Rohypnol, and wait for them to become affected and semi-unconscious. At this point you offer to help the virtually incapacitated victim home or to a taxi, obviously nobody will be suspicious as the victim appears simply to be heavily inebriated. Having taken the victim to a secluded spot, you proceed to rape them, the effect of the drug ensuring they can offer no resistance or remember the experience/assailant. Due to the nature of the crime, in up to 80% of date rapes the victim knows the rapist well.
"Don't leave your drink unattended, as you may get date raped"
Date rape is an archaic term from a past time.more...
The definition of date rape: Rape committed by a person known to the victim. That's it. RAPE committed by someone who is NOT a complete stranger to the victim.
Many people nowadays might find this confusing. "Isn't that just rape?" they might ask? Well when the term date rape was coined, no it wasn't. 40, 30, even 20 years ago, what society deemed as rape was a man coming out of a dark alley and forcing sex on a woman with the use of violence; or at least with the strong threat of violence. That act was what society deemed as rape, and if the man was caught he would likely go to prison. Now, what if a woman went to a man's house to have a cup of coffee after a date? If he forced sex on her, even with her pleading him to stop, was that rape? At that time no it was not. If the woman went to the police, all she would likely hear are things like "You were coming on to him, he couldn't help himself." If the case even went to court she would practically be put on trial herself, the defense claiming that she was a slut and the man was just showing her a good time.
It's true. If the man didn't have a knife or beat the woman half to death, clearly it wasn't r...
Rape committed by someone known to the victim. Ie, not a complete stranger.
The term Date Rape was coined back in the day, when people believed "real" rape was only when the man used a knife, gun or beat the woman half to death.
Nowadays people understand that no means no, and if a guy forces sex on a girl, regardless of whether he threatens violence or hits her, it's called rape. The term date rape has outlived its usefulness.
Date rape is a specific type of rape.
A song made popular by the musical group Sublime. The song wasn't very well liked by the band itself.
let me tell you about a girl i know,more...
had a drink about a hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown l.
she heard a noise and she looked through the door.
and saw a man she'd never seen before.
light skin, light blue eyes, a double-chin and a plastic smile.
her heart raced as he walked through the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
"my brand new car is parked right outside.
how'd ya like to go for a ride?"
and she said
"wait a minute i have to think."
he said."that's fine. may i please buy you a drink"
one drink turned into 3 or 4
and they left and got into his car
and drove someplace real far.
now babe the time has come.
how'd ya like to have a little fun?
and she said.
"if we could only please be on our way
i will not run."
that's when things got out of control.
she didn't want to, he had his way.
she said."let's go" he said."no way!"
come on babe it's your lucky day.
shut your mouth, were gonna do it my way.
come on baby don't be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape i'd never get laid.
he finished up and he started the car
he turned around and drove back to the bar
he said."now baby don't be sad,
in my opinion you weren't half-bad."
she picked up a rock.,threw it at the car,
hit him in the head ,now his got a big scar.
come on party people won't you listen to me.
date rape styley.
the next day she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney at law,
went to the p...
The act of sexually assaulting a calendar. The target for date rapists are usually calenders featuring buffalo penises. The date rape usually takes place near the number 21 for no apparent reason (it is assumed that guys or chicks get horny when looking at the number 21 on the calender and proceeding to try to rape it). It proceeds with the man/chick attempting to coax the calendar into his/her bed. When the calendar anxiously refuses, the man yells at it for a few minutes, hits it, then pierces the calendar right near the number 21. After having sex with it, the man apologizes and cries and weeps telling the calendar to accept his apology. The woman meanwhile, overpowers the calendar and forces it into her vagina where she moves it up and down.
Yo Johnny did you date rape that National Geographic calendar? I heard she was bomb and looks like some freaky deeky stuff.
(noun, verb)Being charged a ridiculous amount for the purchase of some product or service (or having to pay some hidden fee), especially if the seller has coaxed you with misleading or charming advertising; and usually only telling you the price after you have already made some commitment (e.g tacit or implied) to the purchase. Like a restaurant that doesn't have prices on the menu
1)"Bro, look at the price of prawn crackers in this place"
"Date rape-o-rama! Let's bail and get a Burger"
2) "Apple sell rehashed but very shiny and enticing versions of their products every 6 months cus they know the fanboys will lay back and take the date rape"
when a girl says " NO! STOP! and DONT"
dude 1: man i dont get she kept saying no stop and dont why
dude 2: your gay thats date rape