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n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache
Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.
by Mr. KoZ January 05, 2008
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