datachondriac 

A person who constantly thinks their computer is infected with some kind of virus, malware or spyware.

My friend spends hundreds of dollars a month at the computer repair shop because he is a datachondriac.

datachondriac by daveobot September 22, 2013

data hound 

A person with exceptional skill in finding information with computerized search.

A person with exception skill in searching through social networking sites to gather information about another person.

When used pejoratively, 'data hound' may refer to exceptionally obsessive people whose only interest in Facebook is forensic, or who are capable of deducing someone's entire dating history by looking at status updates.

Steve's such a data hound that it only takes him fifty-two seconds, on average, to reply to a question on Yahoo! Answers!

Holy shit, that fucking data hound figured out that I used to date Steve in college... just by looking through every photograph of every friend I've ever had on Facebook.

data hound by misanthropotistical November 14, 2010

Dashound Hot Shot 

Noun.

A process used by the very frugal as a way to bypass the liver and inject achohol as directly as possible into the blood stream.

The subject lays on their back and proceeds to roll on to the back of their neck so that their asshole is pointing directly in the air. The asshole is then gaped and alchohol is poured directly into the anus. The alchohol is then absorded through the rectal wall, directly into the blood stream.

Friend: "Wow you guys are so hammered! how much did you drink???"
Group: "Oh about 1 shot each... We dashound hot shotted them."
Friend: "You guys are fucked!"

Dashound Hot Shot by Diamond Boys April 19, 2011

DataLounge 

Gay-oriented website with a fast moving forum. Most posters choose to post anonymously. Extremely good celebrity gossip, mixed in with very TMI subjects pertaining to sex. There, you'll learn what a twink is, all about manscaping, and anything you never wanted to know about the secret gay Hollywood. Who might have a beard?? They'll talk about it over there.
Not for
homophobes in the slightest.

I went over to DATALOUNGE and read the umpteenth thread about the size of celebirty schlongs, and then I got flamed and accused of being heterosexual. Then I learned what a freeper was. You have to love those twinks with Internet access!!

DataLounge by R5=OP December 31, 2005

Darkhounds 

The reason you're afraid of the dark. Best Xbox 360 clan ever.

Darkhounds afraid clan

Darkhounds by FearTheBolts September 1, 2009

Dashound 

The somewhat phonetic spelling of some Americans' attempts to properly pronounce the name of the breed of dog dachshund meaning "badger dog" in German. One pronounces dashound like so: DASH-HOUND. In fact the proper German pronunciation of the dog breed is DOX-HOOND, and the preferred American pronunciation is DOX-UND. Of course, this pronunciation argument is in actuality relatively insignificant as in Germany these dogs are most often referred to as teckels and dackels anyway. One finds that the terminology wiener dog or doxie is more easily understood than dashound to the typical American you meet on the street. That is unless you prefer to use the true name of this dog's breed as listed above: dachshund.

Oh my! What an adorable dashound!

Dashound by doxiehart October 18, 2008

datahoarding 

Engaging in the act of using a large amounts of space (anywhere from a few terabytes to hundreds) and storing data (such as movies, data dumps, pdfs or programs) on it.

Since Jim began datahoarding, he can't seem to stop ordering masses of hard drives to hook up to his server. I've tried talking him out of it but to no avail.

datahoarding by the big meme March 2, 2019