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The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb
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A place where the wall of pure fiction cracks in one's head and where the addiction of one's world still spreads. A place where people struggles and doesn't matter is there is hope as the madness of the system grows.
Just living in the database. Wow wow.
Database by Databasedatabase October 30, 2013

Personality Database 

The shittest website on the internet. Constant pedophile scandals, constant doxing of the members. The community is terrible at typology too.
I want to die, time to use personality database

client/server database 

A client server database is where you rim another mans asshole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.
google search "client/server database" and look at the first link......you know you want to.......

databagel 

A databagel is a packet type specified by RFC-9001-A in conjunction with Cookies.js in order to define the breakfast layer of the Transport Protocol. Databagel is an extension of HTCPCP (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol) as specified in RFC 2324.

It is also noted in DOD 5220.22-M that the only way to permanently delete a databagel is to drag it to your mouth bin.
"This databagel goes best with schmear.class which is only available in coffee script, which is perfectly fine since my HTCPCP-enabled smart coffeepot already supports it."

"I was going to write this in applescript but decided to use databagel instead this morning."
databagel by Hungry Torvalds November 22, 2013

Databasing 

The act of running scripts against a database, most commonly performed in either a SQL or Oracle environment. This includes, but is not limited to, statements pertaining to SELECT, INSERT, ADD, UPDATE and/or DELETE. In order for a procedure to be considered of true databasing nature, said procedures must be manually executed by the designated databasee. Scheduled stored procedures and automated jobs are not, under any circumstances, considered authentic databasing.
DB Admin: "Our records seemingly shifted overnight. None of the rows and columns match up in the audit."
Consultant: "I have sales on line 2. They were databasing without permission!"
Databasing by ATL11191981 April 21, 2011

database error 

The continuation of ruining online forums by a large, inept corporation. By constant and unending database errors rendering the site almost useless.

See Dale'd.
They tried to kill CFOT in the Dale fiasco and it came up short, so now they are trying to run people off with database errors.
database error by darwal8817 March 4, 2009