Top definition
Someone that's so daft, childish, spineless, and devoid of self-recognition/importance that they will literally, and seemingly unwittingly, falsely incriminate themselves, all while showing no signs of concern, emotion or understanding.
You'd have to be a dassey to continue to let your ex be so verbally abusive and manipulative, after you've reached a settlement, that she has you convinced that she's the victim!
by Elios26400 October 04, 2016
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
2
Someone who is completely stupid and says "Yeah.." to everything.
"Did you do 9/11?"
- "Yeah..."

Brendan, you fucking dassey. You were only 10 years old then!
by HardtailDrummer October 07, 2016
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush