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a band that makes you turn gay after you listen to every one of their songs
Man 1: hey sexy, why dont you ditch your wife and come play with me!

Man 2: sure, ill even bring my dashboard confessionaly CD's
by pablo rainman April 23, 2006
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Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.
My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
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They were my escape from rap I used to think all there was rap that I was forced to listen to but I found out about them through my friend and they have totally cahged my life and how I veiw everything in my life and for all you assholes that say they suck and Chris can't sing then you're all asshole's, I mean is it so wrong that a man sings abotu what he feels? If there were more guys like him alot more people would be getting laid and maybe he's not the best singer but at least he sings about real passionate things unlike your rappers and wiggers that try to be something they're not and rap about things they've either never been through or things they used to go through which they don't have to anymore. But dashboard confessional sings about things that everyone goes through and they put the emotions into words we can all relate to no matter what color or sex we are.
Dashboard talks about real things

Ja rule makes everything up
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emo. just plain fucking emo.

majority of the crowd are fat emo girls with no friends and anorexic little boys wearing their little sisters jeans and la senza girl tops.

anything promoting this, in other words, dashboard confessional, nees to be kicked in the throat. and maybe sent to that planet in star wars with all the furry people so they could be eaten alive. fucking kids wouldnt survive for 3 minutes in the wilderness.

has anyone ever tried Ong-Bak'ing an emo? try it, they fall like a sack of raisins. its hilarious.
dashboard confessional emo: i promis you, from teh bottom heart, i will love yuo till death, till us part! i prome yuo as a lover and a freinnd, i will lovve you!

dashboard emo fan: omg <3
by kristov June 19, 2006
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only the best band in the world ? you dont like it go listen to your rap .. oh man you guys are cool now ..
how can you not like this band .. ?
by bridget heenan May 08, 2005
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A band for a bunch of Faggots. The music is stupid and repetitive, and the singer sucks. I like all types of music but emo is just stupid depressing bullshit. If you want to ruin the rest of your day, pop in an emo CD, it'll do the trick. The lyrics are horrible, and there for people who can't deal with their problems themselves, so they cry on a CD about a GIRL. Girls aren't worth crying over, they come and they go. You people are cry-babies for no good reason, your not poor, your not dieing, and you have no reason to be depressed, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Dashboard Confessional is a band of a bunch of faggots, singing for a bunch of faggots.
by dbizzleshizllenizzle March 22, 2007
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The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?
Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.
by Merlin122 October 23, 2004
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