A small town in Southeastern Massachusetts known for...nothing. Most anybody worth a damn leaves after high school, although sometimes they visit to see how all the dumbass football players are doing in their crappy minimum-wage jobs.

That said, there is some excellent fishing in the area, so some cool people stay in town for that reason.
Man, Dartmouth sucks. I can't wait to get out of this town.

Steve: Hey Dave I haven't seen you since high school, man. What’s up?
Dave: Fuck off Steve. I'm just in Dartmouth to see my mom and the two cool people who stayed here after graduation. If you weren't such a prick in high school, I might feel bad about laughing at you for still living in this crappy town. HAHAHAHA...enjoy working at Old Navy for the rest of your miserable life, sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!
by defenestrator March 09, 2005
A small town in Southeastern Massachusetts known for....nothing. Most anybody worth a damn leaves afer high school, although sometimes they visit to see how all the dumbass football players are doing in they crappy minimum-wage jobs.

That said, there is some excellent fishing in the area, so some cool people stay in town for that reason.
Man, Dartmouth sucks. I can't wait to get out of this town.

Steve: Hey Dave I haven't seen you since high school, man. what's up?
Dave: Fuck off Steve. I'm just in Dartmouth to see my mom and the two cool people who stayed here after graduation. If you weren't such a prick in high school, I might feel bad about laughing at you for still living in this crappy town. HAHAHAHA...enjoy working at Old Navy for the rest of your miserable life, sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!
by defenestrator March 09, 2005
the town that is in poession of the worst hockey team in eastren mass...they get shit on every year by stang at the christmas tournament...and by just about evey team they play...home of the best troll in the area #15
how did you guyes do against dartmouth tonight? we tooled all over those ugly green basratds
by green monster May 04, 2005
a people stealer.
Dartmouth stole art1784.
by Milano April 09, 2003
Small college in Hanover, NH. Ivy League doormat since 1769.
Oh man, Princeton's basketball team got the crap beat out of them yesterday by Penn...they totally pulled a Dartmouth!
by Paula Joyce August 02, 2005

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