The blackest brother in the galaxy (a Nubian god) whose beautiful black visage is sullied when his mask is pulled off to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man telling the black audience that deep inside they all wants to be white

Hooper: Always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy. Bust this: Those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down, even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!
Banky Edwards: What's a Nubian?
Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?
Banky Edwards: Intergalactic civil war?
Hooper: Gentrification! They gon' drive out the black element to make the galaxy quote, unquote, safe for white folks. And Jedi's the most insulting installment! Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!
Banky Edwards: Well, isn't that true?
Hooper pulls out his gun, shoots Banky
Hooper: BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Hooper-Y August 11, 2008

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Darth Vader was once Anakin Skyalker, son of Shmi Skywalker, from the planet Tatooine which is excluded from the Empire and is located in the Outer Rim. Qui Gon Jinn's ship had broken and he needed to find parts for cheap. Meeting Anakin in a repair shop as a slave at the age of nine. Qui Gon Jinn had felt the force with him, as he was much smarter and his reflexes were incredibly fast, and the only human who could Pod Race...Anakin had more midi-chlorians than Yoda, which amazed the Jedi Council...Qui Gonn had taken Anakin to the council and they denied him to be trained, due to attatchment to his mother. Qui Gonn had died in battle to Darth Maul, apprentice of Darth Sidious(a.k.a. Emporer Palpatine) and Qui Gonn's last request was for Obi-Wan to train Anakin in the ways of the Jedi. Once again, the council had denied Anakin to be trained, but Obi-Wan did as his master had asked. Anakin had gone through 12 years of training and eventually was turned to the Dark Side of the force, because of his loved one Padme Amidala who was once the Queen of the empire, now the Senator. But before those events, Anakin had visions and nightmares of his mother dying...he couldn't resist these images and went to Tatooine to see her, he eventually finds out she was kidnapped by Tusken Raiders and he was upset and slaughtered an entire camp of them. His mother died later on. He also had images of Padme dying in childbirth, thinking he couldn't lose any more of his loved ones, he searched for power to save her...yet again Darth Sidious had seduced him completely to the dark side when Darth Sidious had executed Mace Windu...giving Anakin the new name of Darth Vader...later Order 66 was given to all clones, the clones turned against the jedi and abandoned there orders to kill all jedi and armies....Anakin was also upset because he had gotten on the council, but not appointed the rank of master. Later Anakin fought Obi-Wan on the firey world of Mustafar...Obi-Wan had defeated Anakin and Anakin was severely burned after Obi-Wan had chopped off most of Anakins limbs, a new dark, scary suit was made for Darth Vader, and Vader undergoed the training of Darth Sidious...later his son Luke Skywalker had found out Darth Vader was his father, and Luke, the last Jedi had fought Vader and cut off his right hand, and Darth Sidious was electricuting Luke, not bearing the sight of his only son being tortured..Darth Vader with the little strength he had left threw him down the shaft...Darth Vader was now Anakin Skywalker again after 25 years..turning to the lightside of the force he had turned into a jedi spirit ghost and was re-united with Yoda and Obi-wan. A celebration at the end on the planet of Endor was taken place
"Your lack of faith...is disturbing."-Darth Vader
by FenixSX January 25, 2006

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Son of Smi Skywalker, husband to Padme Amidala, father of Luke. An extremely powerful Jedi Knight turned Sith Lord, he helped spread terror and chaos throughout the galaxy. Also known as Anakin Skywalker.
Luke... I am your father...
by tt March 04, 2003

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Biggest Gangsta/pimp in the galactic ghetto.
Darth Vader: Where is my Money!
Galactic Hoe: I don't Know (Lightsaber ignites)
Galactic Hoe: AHHHHHHHHHHHH (Slicing continues)
by Favnila February 01, 2009

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That's when a guy cums in both his girlfriend's nostrils so she has to breathe like Darth Vader
Man, was my girlfriend pissed when I Darth Vadered her!
by Gin167 July 10, 2008

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Some guy in Star Wars who breathes really heavily.
..EEEHH, HOOOO, EEEEEH, HOOO...

Aww, shut up. You're not even doing the Darth Vader impression right!
by Pinkaholic April 27, 2011

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Chuck Norris-but a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Darth Vader pretended to die at the end of Star Wars but because he was really Chuck Norris in disguise he traveled to our planet without a space suit (or space ship) and made a bunch of cool kung fu movies but he didn't play Darth Vader in the last Star Wars movie because everyone knows that Darth Vader was lameass as hell...
by Darth Norris April 13, 2009

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