Also known as Darshman
, he is the god of the monothestic religion of Darshianity. His long nails are as long as his penis
, which easily surpass 12 inches. If you want to talk to him, or go one step further and give him your number, you must pass Dr. Abbasi's test which lasts a few nights. (Tip: Please know what a floppy diskette is.)
Dr. Abbasi: Yes Darshan Yes!
Darshan: Ohh yea! Come on!
Dr. Abbasi: Hold yourself! Let me insert my floppy diskette!
Darshan: Harder! The floppy diskette can wait!
Dr. Abbasi: Ok sexy. Hard drives.....
An indescribable being of the ethnic forest. Cube-headed, he stroles from street to street being slightly smacktarded (see smacktard
) and not saying much apart from the odd grunted "shudup".
If seen, resort quickly to taking 3 actions:
1. make sure u are a safe distance from the fiend.
2. Shout "DARSHAN!"
-CUBE SHAPED HEAD
-HAIRY UPPER LIP
-RATHER LARGE BUILD
-JACKET = TOO SMALL
"If you go down to the woods today,
your in for a big suprise.
Darshan will be at the woods,
with his great big goggly eyes.
He fukd a rabbit, he humped a bear,
He shagged a frog and fingered a hare
Todays the day that Darshan has a picnic."
James: "Hi Darshan"
James: *looks around*
****A PERSON CALLED CHRIS MAY RESPOND TO A SIMILAR CALL AS HE IS OF A SIMILAR VIEW FROM A DISTANCE.
DIFFERENCE: slightly longer hair.****
Oversleeper who wishes he had long hair like me
i wish i woz you