darren (noun, verb, adjective, proper name. public figure)
1. connoisseur of culture or exotic things
2. one who is of good health
"John is the most experienced guy I know, a true darren."
1. to sing
2. to serve
3. to correct
"If you keep falling short, I may be forced to darren you into shape."
"Paul is a real man's man, and he is darren good with the ladies!"
"That furniture arrangement is nice, but I prefer a darren couch."
1. vocal prodigy
2. center of attention
"If I have a kid, I'm going to name him something that gives him a fighting chance in life... I got it! We'll call him Darren!"
Darren is also the name of a public figure. Here are some famous quotes:
"I know I'm amazing, what can I say?" - Darren
"You just wish you were as cool as me." - Darren
"Hey, when you've got it, you've got it." - Darren
"I wish I was a...woman." - Darren
"I need someone who can tame this savage beast." - Darren
"People know me." - Darren
A good example of Darren is the prince from the movie Enchanted
A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass motherfucker, his name must be Darren!
Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.
James: your such a darren!
A redneck obsessed with guns, drinking, and women. Will back stab his best friend if it means getting a woman, and will nearly break his best friends neck for trying to calm him down while he's on a drunk rampage. Also usually gets his ass kicked by native Americans.
Back stab Darren just fucked up yet again.
A fuck with a small member and nobody likes him... He secretly likes other men.
No one likes small dicks... Aw poor Darren.
is a name meaning gay ass pussy, he will act like a bad ass but when you want to fight he runs away.
did u see that gay pussy darren run.
Someone who has a crazy obsession for guns and other explosive devices. Finds sexual pleasure in guns other than actual girls. Gets very obsessed with girls who are 10x out of his league. Darren is usually a fat simple boy who likes to bake his cake and eat it too.
wow that boy is a darren!