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a person that so retarded and stupid, that they cant even classify to fall in the "fucknut" category, so a new level was created especially for them. The person cant read/write a simple sentence without confusing themselves, and will have all the symptoms of Alzheimer's, but wont actually have it.
"you wish you could aspire to be a fucknut you darren"

"don't be such a darren about it"
by MorteKai October 27, 2011
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1.
A good looking, intelligent, straight individual who is known for partying hard and getting all the ladies. His sexual escapades are legendary as is the size of his gigantic member. When he isn't womanizing, he can be seen hustling and performing the PacMan Jones raindance, in which he gets a stack of $100 bills and throws them in the air while the ladies dance around him/them. Only when he is out of money, may they pick it up.
Damnnn, that guy is one bad ass motherfucker, his name must be Darren!

by agnjlk March 08, 2007
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2.
Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.
James: your such a darren!
D-Mully: lololololololololo
by ilovetheuzi March 27, 2008
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3.
A redneck obsessed with guns, drinking, and women. Will back stab his best friend if it means getting a woman, and will nearly break his best friends neck for trying to calm him down while he's on a drunk rampage. Also usually gets his ass kicked by native Americans.
Back stab Darren just fucked up yet again.
by stryker22 January 06, 2012
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4.
Someone who has a crazy obsession for guns and other explosive devices. Finds sexual pleasure in guns other than actual girls. Gets very obsessed with girls who are 10x out of his league. Darren is usually a fat simple boy who likes to bake his cake and eat it too.
wow that boy is a darren!
by penguinxoxo April 04, 2011
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Lil dick nigga
Lil dick darren?
by Darrenisahomo November 29, 2011
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6.
is a name meaning gay ass pussy, he will act like a bad ass but when you want to fight he runs away.
did u see that gay pussy darren run.
by jayme2000 March 31, 2012
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7.
A fuck with a small member and nobody likes him... He secretly likes other men.
No one likes small dicks... Aw poor Darren.
by Rillian Jock January 01, 2012
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