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17. dark side
Pronounced: Dh-ark*syde... bitch

Noun

Much similar to east and west/ north and south side unwritten zoning laws among underprivledged/well armed african americans, the Dark Side is one of many locations that a Star Wars fanboy (or Jedi) may reside to seek out refuge from polar gangs (often known as the light side, or "rebels")

However, by claiming a title from any of these nerd zoning laws, one automatically delays the next time he/she/it will have sexual contact of any sort. Also, Dark side members take a massive karma loss, but may wear sith armor.
Tim joined the dark side, and is now an evil sith lord. Let us beat him up my fellow negroes.
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1. dark side
- Hey what did you vote?
- Democrats, duh.
- Dude, cross over to the dark side. We've got cookies.
2. dark side
When a jedi becomes a badass and makes their lightsaber become red.
Anakin will go to the dark side since he wants to fuck Padme up the ass, and his mom died.
by vidkid30 Feb 10, 2005 add a video
3. Dark Side
An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)

Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.
Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.

Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.
4. dark side
The evil, corruptive Side of the Force in Star Wars.
Generaly very tempting and it's easy to fall for it when a Jedi can't control his feelings.
Come to the Dark Side! We have Cookies!!

Yoda "Dark the other side is"
Obi Wan "STFU and eat your Toast, Toad!"
5. dark side
verb - In the U.S. Naval Academy, to date a fellow Midshipman. Having sex without dating is called slaying.

dark sider (noun) - One who engages in dark siding.

See also: wuba, slay
I dark-sided once; I dated a wuba from 29th Company.

My roommate is a dark-sider; he dates a wuba from 29th Company.
by Joe Mid Mar 17, 2005 add a video
6. Dark Side
The state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk.
James hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game.
7. dark side
(n) One’s evil nature; the evil flip side of an entity or idea. Term is often used in jest; (Concept has been long recognized by psychologists and theologians but given fresh meaning in the popular vernacular by the “Star War” movie series.)

A "dark-side" hacker (term used in the hacker community) describes someone who produces software or hacks with malicious or criminal intent.
“Don’t bug me, you don’t want to see my dark side.”
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