Darien, Connecticut is a town that no one (not even its own residents) understand. Other people who have wrote the definition for Darien seem to either say that it is a great rich town where kids have fun (which is true for the rich residents) and others have said that its a good alternative to greenwich or new canaan because of lower-costing homes (which many darien residents dont even know exist; i.e. the Avalon housing). In reality, like any town in suburban America, Darien has a huge range of incomes per households, and the notion that everyone in Darien is rich is just a facade that the town tries to preserve; it sounds much nicer to say your from a rich town that has teenagers that do alot of drugs and drink alot, than saying that there are also real drug addicts, alcoholics. Also, I'd like to mention that these kids dont necessarily all steal the money from their parents to get those "items"; they sell drugs to the rich kids in their own school and make a killing! Norwalk and Stamford are scary to Darieners, but the only reason they should ever have to be afraid of going into those two, financially normal towns/cities, are when they have to go on a beer run or to go get ripped off by a street weed/crack/coke/whatever dealer on the streets in the hot spots of those two towns. If a Dariener were to, for example, have a job in stamford or norwalk, there is just as much a chance of an incident happening as any town that isnt famous for being rich (*cough* darien). Oh, and in Darien, every parent that has a kid in high school, well, their kid doesnt drink or smoke or do drugs. And that goes to every parent, so when they find out that their kid DOES do drugs, they blame it on the bastard that sold the shit to their kid!! Oh, and last but not least, Darien also has people like me; people who dont fit the mold in this town. In fact, I'd say there about as many Darieners like me as there are that are like the Darienites that I have described in the first half of this definition.
Joe, a proud Darien parent of his son Percy, who attends Darien High School and is captain of the lacrosse team, loves his son more than anything. Joe thinks that Bobby, a hoodlum in Percy's grade that revealed to the whole town that he smokes pot because the Darien Times newspaper printed a half-page article about him being arrested for possession of 1 gram of marijuana, is a shithead/good-for-nothing/white-trash for touching drugs. Joe thinks smoking pot is evil, why don't bored Darien teenagers just get wasted instead of doing drugs, we all know alcohol isnt a drug, right? The follow Sunday afternoon when Percy woke up at 2 p.m. with a hangover, the dad and the son had a laughing fit and Percy told his dad all about last night's party: "man, what a great time!" (dad laughs his ass off)
by AlexK289 December 01, 2005

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A small town established in the late 1700's, it used to be named Middlesex Parish after the Church, today called First Congregational. During the Revolution, Tories raided the town several times, once taking 27 hostages including the minister. Later, Middlesex Parish was renamed Darien after Darien, Panama. Some famous residents include the drummer from Kiss, the general Manager of the Yankees, and a news anchor from popular show, 60 minutes. Darien also currently has the largest Little League in the country and the Darien library was rated 6 best in the country. Our little town, the second smallest in CT, is full of history, and if you take the time to know us, you will see that we are kind, hard-working people. LIke every other town we have our ups and downs, but judge us fairly, without the prejudice.
Shannon: Darien sucks, everyone is rich and spoiled.
Carter: Have you ever been to Darien and met the people?
Shannon: ...no
Carter: Then you don't have the right to judge us that way.
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A small suburb in Connecticut. If you're a teenager with a black jeep, a polo, or a closet full of Brandy Melville, you would fit right in. The high school lax team is fantastic, and there is a major rivalry with New Canaan.
"New Canaan sucks!"
"Can I borrow your iPhone charger?"
"Go Blue Wave!"
"After college i'm not moving back to Darien, I hate it here."
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Darien is an italian mutt with dark hair, long eyelashes, and dreamy eyes to get lost in. who is beautiful and cares for many, usually comes from a big family, tends to act like her older sister, she is fun and knows how to make people laugh, she is sexy and filled with love. She will drop the nonsence at any moment, shape up, use her brains and help out, she can be very protective and sensitive at the same time, you'll be a very lucky soul to know this girl, so don't ruin it.
Dude! I found an awesome girl, she is a real Darien
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A (beautiful) small town in connecticut that gets negative comments because it is wealthier than most places in the country. Darien is full of smart and amazing people, and many end up going to an (IVEY league) school. People in Darien treat themselves well, they shop when they want new clothes, and go out when they want to go out. But Darien is NOT in a bubble, and is NOT where high schoolers go to rehab. Many Darienites are very successful and end up living in Darien when they are older. Darien has 5 country clubs that are either on the water, or have (amazing) golf courses. Darienites shouldn't be critiqued for their (wealth) and cash because they all worked for it, it didn't just come to them. People who want to be mean to Darien are just (jealous).
Karen: Hey, I love ur new rock and rep. jeans!
Emily: Thanks! I got 5 pairs in the city yesterday. And a new pair of tory burch flip flops, special edition.
Karen: Nice, me and Tommy went to that new restaurant in town by Holly Pond.
Emily: Cool! Was the food good?
Karen: It was delicious, and inexpensive. Only 295$ for the lobster!
Emily: Wow, thats a great price, considering we live in Darien!
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Darien is a small town in Connecticut known for its population of preppy teenagers who insisit on popping their collars, wearing uggs boots with mini skirts and driving Jeep Grand Cherokees in various shades of blue. On weekends, Darieners often find themselves taking road trips to Portchester, NY or "pocho" because it is the only place that will really sell them beer. Then they go to lame house parties which are broken up by the police in less than hour because the entire police force has nothing better to do than break up teenage drinking parties; Darien doesn't haev real crime, only places like Stamford or Norwalk do. When they do travel to such "ghettoes" they listen to their rap music (50 cent) too loud and lock their car doors in fear of getting mugged. D-baggers, or Darieners are outrageously wealthy and every teenager's dream. They live a fantasy life in a bubble unlike anywhere else. Their waterfront property with the oversized SUVs in the driveway is home to them and even when they say they hate it, they love it, they eat it up and wish they could return whenever they leave. Darieners, despite their lacking sense of reality, have more pride than New Canaan and Greenwich combined (and more money too!)
The Darieners wore popped collars and Hadley Pollet belts to the game, knowing that all the hottest lax players would be ripping it up on the field that morning, despite their wicked hang overs from the house party the night before.
by Kelsey March 10, 2005

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a person with a super large BBC
Dang Darien your BBC is large af
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A fucking pimp that fucks every hot bitch in the club
That Darien over there has a tight lid.
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