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1. Dare-Bear
NOUN. ADJ. WRESTLING SLANG/NICKNAME/FNG
Similar to Dar-Dar, Dear-Bear is a nickname earned by one that can get pinned or more specificaly, cradled by a gumi-bear in a wrestling match (gummi-bears have no arms thus there is no way they can pin anyone but a Dare-Bear) Dare-Bear has absoultely nothing to with the verb 'dare' (as in-to dare), actually a Dare-Bear is an antonym of dare. People classified as a Dare-Bears typically have unusal ears that protrude far from the head, nappy black hair, an unmistakable silhouete, tan skin color, and all hail from the Principality of Panama. A Dare-Bear can be easily mistaken for a person of middle eastern descent, so Dare-Bears usually aviod air travel when ever posible. When angered a Dare-Bear will yell shut up very loudly, but no one will listen. No matter how much experience a Dare-Bear get have in any sport or profession he will always fail horribly. Dare Bears are obbsessed with Halo and have been known to monitor stats on Xbox Live regularly. The orginal Dare-Bear probably lives in Northern Georgia. Though many more probably exist now.
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2. Dare-Bear
NOUN. ADJ. WRESTLING SLANG/NICKNAME/FNG
Similar to Dar-Dar, Dear-Bear is a nickname earned by one that can get pinned or more specificaly, cradled by a gumi-bear in a wrestling match (gummi-bears have no arms thus there is no way they can pin anyone but a Dare-Bear) Dare-Bear has absoultely nothing to with the verb 'dare' (as in-to dare), actually a Dare-Bear is an antonym of dare. People classified as a Dare-Bears typically have unusal ears that protrude far from the head, nappy black hair, an unmistakable silhouete, tan skin color, and all hail from the Principality of Panama. A Dare-Bear can be easily mistaken for a person of middle eastern descent, so Dare-Bears usually aviod air travel when ever posible. When angered a Dare-Bear will yell shut up very loudly, but no one will listen. No matter how much experience a Dare-Bear get have in any sport or profession he will always fail horribly. Dare Bears are obbsessed with Halo and have been known to monitor stats on Xbox Live regularly. The orginal Dare-Bear probably lives in Northern Georgia. Though many more probably exist now.
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3. kissing
An act that takes place in many situations. The two people can have feelings for each other, they may have only just met, or it can be for a dare at a party.
John: I dare you to kiss Kylie
Eric: Okay *kisses kylie*
*John watches Eric kissing kylie to make sure the dare is carried out*
4. kissing
An act that takes place in many situations. The two people can have feelings for each other, they may have only just met, or it can be for a dare at a party.
John: I dare you to kiss Kylie
Eric: Okay *kisses kylie*
*John watches Eric kissing kylie to make sure the dare is carried out*
5. chocolate gummi bear
a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate
person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)
6. Dariel
An amazing person overall. He is smart, sweet, SEXY, funny, and adorable. He makes your heart beat faster than you ever thought it would. He is acute angle who loves math. He is the epitome of perfection though he doesn't know it. Still, he is quite confident. That might make him even more perfect though... :)
-You're so Dariel..
-Duh, they call me dare bear...
7. Twilight
A badly written book by Stephenie Meyer about a sparkling "vampire" *coughfairycough* named Gary-SueCullen who falls in love with a human, Mary-Sue Swan.

Gary-Sue is an abusive, 100 year old virgin stuck in the body of a 17 year old. Mary-Sue is a complete idiot who can't think or do things for herself. Gary-Sue loves Mary-Sue ONLY because of the way she smells. (Time of the mont, amirite?) Mary-Sue only loves Gary-Sue because he's "hot", cold to the touch and his skin is as hard as stone. (Statue fetish, anyone?)

Mary-Sue also falls in love with Pedo Bear the werewolf.

Gary-Sue promises he'll never leave Mary-Sue and that he'll always love her. Then he dumps her and Mary-sue flings herself off a cliff because she's so emo and can't live without her sparklepire boyfriend.

Later on Gary-Sue fucks Mary-Sue so hard it hurts her and gets Mary-Sue pregnant and rips the baby out of Mary-Sue's stomach with his teeth.

Because Pedo Bear could not score with Mary-Sue, he imprints on the infant vampire mutant... demon... thing...
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