fonest freak in the whole world!!!!! SEX GODDESS everyone loves her to death and wishes they could get with her
"damn i want to bang camille so bad she is sexy as hell" =]
A rather unlucky name that a few misfortunate people in the world possess.
Pat Fenis (On the Phone): Hey, I'd like to apply for a job here?
Receptionist: Sure, can I get your name?
Pat Fenis: Pat Fenis.
Receptionist: Hahaha, I'm guessing you live on "15 Dard Hick Road" as well?
Koondoola is a suburb in the northern suburbs of Perth, Western Australia. Koondoola is a very multicultural area, consisting of Asians, caffas, white trash and especially coons. The smell in koondoola is putrid. Drugs are the main currency in koondoola, as every second house is a drug dealer. by the night there are many coons walking around terrorising the suburb, spraying graffiti, breaking things, stealing things (especially cars)and beating up people for no reason. Koondoola also consists of some 'Koondoola beauty's ', but do not be deterred by the name, as in fact they are only beauty's to the coons they sex. all koondoola beauty's smell and are less attractive then a horse. Koondoola is not a place you wish to be at any point in your life.
Also, one occupant of Koondoola, Alex Mada, thinks he runs the place, this is not the case. Alex Mada lives in his own world and will hopefully wake up from his daydream one day. Best friends with Leanne Spencer, a koondoola beauty herself.
Coon 1 'ey brah we dun goin out to beat up sum wite cunts tonite dard?'
Coon 2 ' yea dard unna just gotta get me sum goon for tonite and call up some lubly singz'
Coon 1 'and summa dem koondoola beautys dud?'
Coon 2 'yea dud'
Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.
Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"
The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads