laptosaurus 

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

laptosaurus by claiwette March 30, 2009

dateosaurus rex 

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

dateosaurus rex by Ressaler October 10, 2008

dryptosaurus 

Nobodies' favorite dinosaur since 1866.

Have you ever even heard of Dryptosaurus?

dryptosaurus by Laelaps October 3, 2017

dateosaurus rex 

noun. male or female who is a monster at dating, whether it be the same or opposite sex. They go on dates frequently with many different people. Aforementioned dates are not aware at the time of what a handful said "dateosaurus rex" can be. Usually once the date is initiated, it is too late.

Bob: What are you up to tonight man?
Adam: I got a date with that new girl, Reese.
Bob: Jesus man! You're like always out on dates!
Adam: Naw....
Bob: No man, you are totally a DATEOSAURUS REX. They have no idea what they're in for. Do they?
Adam: Usually not man, usually not.

dateosaurus rex by ressaler October 10, 2008