Danville is prolly the whitest city in all of CA, and one of the fakest ones, too. You'd be lucky to find 10 black guys in all of San Ramon Valley. People think they're ghetto cause they wear Bape and Raiders shit, but they live in million dollar houses and don't know what anything means, and have their parents give them cars nicer than the teacher's. If you don't think you're ghetto you can try to get into the skating click. Just wear a lot of Krew and DC and you're in. You don't even have to skate, just wear tight jeans and krew, and you're good. Besides that you've got the preps, who whine and whine about how spoiled every one else is, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. Most people think that New Balance and other running shoes are cool, and if you wear a pair of basketball shoes people think it's wierd. If you need somethin' to do, you go down to Blackhawk or In n Out or McDonalds and get Drunk or Stoned, and then tell every one about it the next day to seem cool. The high Schools are Monte Vista and San Ramon Valley, who hate each other for no real reason except they're in the same city and every one from the other school thinks the people from the other are spoiled, again, while wearing an outfit they'll never wear again. People's opinions of 'hot' is anorexic, blonde, or both. Trying to explain to some one that if a girl isn't white they can be hot gets you nowhere, because the whole place is that racist. Every single person has at least one picture on their phone or camera of them 'thizzin' and trying to rep a gang that they have the hand signal for WRONG. People say nigga every five seconds, even though they're white, are talking to white people, and are wearing running shoes, a raiders jacket, and American Eagle. People only listen to Yay-Area, and then can't figure out what Ghost Ride The whip means. The reason people do this is because E-40 has a mansion here, and they think deep down they have some great connection with him, or that the city must be ghetto since E-40 has a mansion there, which in their mind automatically makes it ghetto because he's a celebrity. Pretty much a retarded city all around.
Guy 1: Yo bro, where you from?
Guy 2: I'm reppin' D-Ville, dawg, yadadamean?
Guy 1: Danville...Ain't that the place where all the spoiled white kids live?
by TheNewKidd March 25, 2007
A small down about an hour away from San Francisco. The average income per household is 114,000 a year but the houses are way overpriced. You have to pay at least 800,000 for a 2,000 sq. foot house. The adults are relatively nice but they will yell at you if you step on their lawn. Most of the kids in Danville go to Diablo Vista, a pretty nice school if you look past the creepy teachers that are 2 million years old. Danville is made up of kind of rich people, rich people, and ehmagardihavesomuchmoneyidon'tknowwhattodo people. The gated community, Blackhawk has absolutely no sidewalks, and is filled with old farts who golf all day and spend their millions on expensive wines that no one will ever drink. There's nothing for teenagers to do in Danville besides steal their parents alcohol and tell everyone at school about it the next day to seem cool. The most fun place for people to hang out is at The Plaza which is kind of like an outlet mall for rich people. The Plaza is notorious for getting rid of stores that are there for over a year. There are at least ten drug dealers in Danville and most of them are teenagers. The teenage girls parade in shorts that are probably more revealing than most thongs and shirts that show off their barely-there cleavage. You'll be lucky to find one decent guy in Danville. most Danvillians worship rap and most of the white boys pretend to be black by sagging and saying nigga every five seconds.
Girl 1: Ohmygooodddd. There's nothing to do in Danville.
Girl 2: Hey let's go to the plaza. There's a great plastic surgery place there.
Boy 1: Sup mah niggas? What are you bitches doin taday?
Girl 1: We're going to the plaza.
Boy 1: Coo. After, do ya wanna come to my place to smoke some weed?
Girl 2: Sure. There's nothing else to do.
by justgetmeoutofthisplace September 03, 2012
A town full of "rich" people. 99% of the girls are sluts and 99% of the boys are stupid assholes. 1% of the total population has an iq of over 105 (me included). Schools are famous for having the shittiest anti hack system that kids like me who are smart enough and have the motivation unlike me can easily bypass any and all security.
Danville dumbass: HURR DURRP IM STUPID *Flashes*

Smart Danville guy: I can see why our city has a bad name...
by Tehpwnzorzwittehpen0rz January 04, 2011
The crappiest town in all of ohio. the cheif import/export is hillbilly's, The main interest in this town is football, which may be the cause of this selective imbreeding.this town has a population of less then 2,000.. it averages 35 kids to a graduating class, 95% percent of all boys in school play football.
Bert: hey you wanna go to danville? sane person: no, i think id rather tear my dick off and throw it in the woods Bert: k lets get on that
by bradly356 October 04, 2007
a town full of DAN's(dumb ass niggers)
i had to go through danville, luckily i didnt get shot
by gogators1088 July 12, 2011
Danville VA is a town where societys standards are as low as they come. It's a town where kids wear the shirts of bands they are going to see, where men in their mid 20's date 16 year old girls and adorn themselves homeade armor and prance around in mosh pits, where "hip" coffee shops host metal bands and middle aged men playing MIDI van morrison covers on their 100 dollar yamaha keyboards. Yes this sounds terrible but i promise it only gets worse. The counterculture pride of this town was their "amazing punk scene" which consisted of a few 15 year kids playing out of tune power chords on squier strats through 15 watt amps and the same shitty drummer in every band playing the same shitty kit. The metal scene is equally bad, and is always atleast 5 years out of date, to emphasise this, nu metal is still considered "new". All decent shows booked by one of the few decent kids living in the area are overlooked and anyone that dosen't listen to the same 3 bands is "emo".
band member - "Hey man we're playing in DC on the 9th and in Greensboro on the 11th, you wanna try to book a show in Danville on the 10th?"
other band member - "Nah man, we'll just take that day off, i don't want to spend the rest of the tour popping paxil to try and cheer myself up after spending more than 5 minutes in that town"
by Davidisnotfromdanville October 17, 2006
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