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Danteliscious 

That coffee was Danteliscious!
Danteliscious by Falcorin March 20, 2004

Dantelicious

Same as Danteliscious, but with the right spell.
1. Anything or anyone that/who makes you feel goooood!
2. Someone hot as hell!
1. That coffee was Dantelicious.
2. Damn! She/He is fuckin' Dantelicious!
Dantelicious by Dantelicious July 11, 2009

Danteino 

Danteino is a man who is very sweet and charming even tho he can be a Dick sometimes but once you get to know him he's a very nice man
Girl#1 that's Danteino his my daddy

Girl#2 well I want him more

Girl#1 how about no
Danteino by Read it aloud December 2, 2018

Mark Dantonio 

Head Coach of the Michigan State University football team since 2007. Known for his scowl, and his extreme hatred of Michigan, he has helped turn the Spartan Program around. However, his excessive hatred of Michigan, playing criminals on a regular basis, and getting his ass kicked by the big boys only makes him one of the douchiest coaches in college football.

Also, known for calling his mentor Jim Tressel, a "tragic hero" after his resignation from Ohio State.
MSU Fan: Mark Dantonio has kicked Michigan's ass since he's taken over.

MICH Fan: Bullshit, dude beat a lousy RichRod-led program, wait till he beats a good team before you start talking.

MSU Fan: Yeah so, he's 3-1 vs Michigan (through 2010).

MICH Fan: Yeah, well, he's a douche who will get put in his place when Brady Hoke is the coach.
Mark Dantonio by XYZ1000 August 5, 2011

Dantoniowned 

1.) Being beat in football by a team coached by Mark Dantonio, whether he is coaching at Cincinnati, Michigan State, or any other school he may go to in the future. Always followed by an exclamation point!

1.) Next year Rich Rodriguez and the Wolverines are gonna get Dantoniowned!

Dantoniowned by MSUSpartan October 16, 2008
noun. In an office setting, it's when one normal hard-working co-worker gets a lecture/story from a rude, annoying co-worker (usually named Dan) about something that is completely unimportant and irrelevant to the normal co-worker, and the lecture or story is most commonly about something that has already been heard by everyone numerous times.

It can take anywhere from a couple of minutes to a half-hour to finish a Dantini, but the effects won't wear off for days in some cases. It is not uncommon to get multiple Dantini's in one day. Dantini's can be received in person, over the phone, secondhand, or even via e-mail. Dantini's can be received as a group or as an individual.
I just got my second Dantini of the day, and I'm not feeling very good. Can you take my keys and give me a ride home?

Dantini by Upchuckndie December 9, 2008