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Dankometer 

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"
John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!
Dankometer by danksauce12 June 22, 2011
Related Words
1: Used to reference to drummer Rian Dawson, current member of All Time Low. Last name 'Dawson' combined with the word 'awesome'.

2: A speech problem that you should REALLY get fixed.
Alice: Kate, the drums in Painting Flowers was totally DAWSOME!!
Kate: What the hell? Did you get a speech impediment from that concert?! Wait, are you talking about that cutie on drums?
Alice: Yeah! Rian Dawson is awesome! Dawsome!
Dawsome by Misplaced Reality April 27, 2011
Someone (male) who is very handsome--he's damn handsome!
me: "You are way more than just {handsome}. You're damsome!"
guy: "Awww. Thank you!"
damsome by JanieE408 December 19, 2014
A sexual act involving a dad and multiple hot women. During this act, said dad continues to say dad jokes.
"I just experienced the best dadsome ever, that dad can really tell some good jokes.
Dadsome by Captain_Daddy October 25, 2017
A girl whose name is Danielle and smells like cat shit. Can also be called Smelly or Stinky.
"You smell like cat shit Dansmell!"

"You can call me Dansmell."
Dansmell by Dansmell November 9, 2012
It's literally smaller than the grain of sand

It's so tiny the naked eye can't see it
Person 1: What's a dasometer?
Person 2: It's something:)
dasometer by smartydoodoo May 27, 2021