dansim

Getting skegged at school.

"That boy just got Dansimmed!"

dansim by sophie wells December 28, 2007

Danimal Cocktail 

A delicious mix of Martell VS and Cranberry juice served over ice with the garnish of your choosing. A Classic Cocktail in every sense of the word and the signature drink of all hard partying fellas. Trust Me When I Tell You, this libation does not disappoint.

Huff: I hate every wine option that we have available here.

Kyle: I agree and to make matters worse, now they are out of Cream Ale.

Matt: What are we going to drink now?

Nail$: Barkeep! Pour us a round of Danimal Cocktails!

Danimal Cocktail by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022

dansition 

When a person having the name Dan (or some variation) changes the subject of a conversation, creating an effective transition (dansition) to the next topic. Generally started by the phrase "so anyways".

Dan was uncomfortable talking about it, so he made a dansition.

dansition by Mel77 August 22, 2009

dasim 

A common graffiti artist known in southern New Jersey. No one actually knows who he/she is, but they have marked their graffiti in many places all over. They are one of the most common known graffiti artists in southern Jersey.

The graffiti consists of a star, the word "DASIM", and then an arrow pointing towards the word at the end. No one really knows what "DASIM" means, but practically everyone knows what it is. But, despite all this, no one knows who the "DASIM" graffiti artist is.

"Yo man, did you see that DASIM over there on that street light?"
"No way, but theres plenty more DASIM graffiti markings all over town!"
"Does anyone even know who DASIM is or what it means?"
"Nahh, I don't think anyone does!"

dasim by KelseyKels February 2, 2008

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

Danism by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Danimal 

Any man that was given the birthname of Daniel or Dan that is a savage pornstar in bed, who goes for hours just to bust once, and then does again just for the sport of it. Also known for his borderline alcoholism.

Girl 1: "How was your night last night?"
Girl 2: "Danimal came over, now I can't walk without limping, in fact I think I need a wheelchair."

Danimal by D:D August 29, 2008

Danimals 

The most baller yogurt drink this side of the Mississippi. Never fuck with a nigga that drinks Danimals, it's common sense. Danimals has been known to numb emotions and increase the blood flow to your dick, causing raging erections and sporadic tantrums that could cost you your aorta.

Nigga 1: "Oh shit son, that nigga's packin' Danimals."
Nigga 2: "Shutup."

Danimals by OriginJM November 15, 2007