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5.
When a loved one asks you to feel his/her butt for any defects, then proceeds to hold your hand there while letting out a very loud or smelly fart.
Hey, sis! I'm gonna go over there and give grandma and old Danny Glover!
by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011
 
1.
Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.
-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".
by Brocktoon May 11, 2006
 
2.
a turd so horrific that the turdee may not survive to do another; an "im getting too old for this"shit; a lethal weapon.
just birthed a Danny Glover in there, feels like my arse is inside out now
by murray hewitt's ugly brother April 21, 2009
 
3.
-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.
Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!
by tConns February 14, 2010
 
4.
50% propel fitness water. 50 miller genuine draft. 100% mind grenade of a drink.
Zach: "What the hell am I drinking? Its freaking amazing."

Doug: "Thats a Danny Glover bitch. drink up."
by Raaaaaaaaaandy December 27, 2009
 
6.
when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.
Dudes, listen up. I Danny Glovered Maya Angelou last night.
by danny glovering SOB April 14, 2007
 
7.
Quite possibly the finest actor in the history of film.
Operation Dumbo drop was robbed at the oscars when the film left with a shocking zero awards
by The Dean February 15, 2005