duckmuffin 

The worst word to call someone, according to Bree Essrig.

"She's such a duckmuffin"
*everyone gasps*

duckmuffin by mooilikecheese September 24, 2015

dorkmuffin 

To have the absence of all common thought and to be so dorky one does not deserve to be called a dork, otherwise the word dork alone would not be able to fathom the dorktitude of the person.

"What do you mean you forgot the milk? You are such a dorkmuffin."

dorkmuffin by chloeiscoolio March 11, 2009

dank muffin 

the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit

"that kids such a dank muffin."

dank muffin by joe:) March 19, 2008

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

dickmuffin by Turtle J. August 11, 2007

DoinkMuffin 

A DoinkMuffin is a name to call someone when you’re mad at them, names like this are Idiot, Hoe, bum, CheeseBall,

Laine is such a DoinkMuffin

DoinkMuffin by IsobelTheDoinkMuffin August 30, 2020

rankmuffin 

The best minecraft player know to man

Damn it's rankmuffin

rankmuffin by bigboywholikestoparty February 28, 2021

Dickmuffing 

When you (or your sexy friend) puts oven mitts on and claps your dick a couple times over

She pulled cookies out of the oven then started dickmuffing me while the mitts were still warm, yo.

Dickmuffing by dickmuffa August 4, 2018