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Daniel Plainview 

The fictional main character in the 2007 movie "There Will Be Blood", Daniel Plainview is many things. He is an Oil Man. He is a family man. It has even been said that he is the third revelation.

Frequently drunk and angry, he epitomizes everything I wish I could be. He beats up religious leaders, threatens to kill powerful men for talking about his family, is an expert on drainage, and a milkshake connoisseur as well. In short, a complete badass in every way.
Daniel Plainview's Famous Quotes:

"Did you just tell me how to raise my family, Tilford? One of these days I'm going to come to you, wherever you sleep, and I'm going to cut your throat."

"DRAIIIIIINAGE! Drainage, Eli, you BOY! Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake. And I also have a straw, see there it is. And my straw - are you watching? - my straw reaches acrooooooossss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I. Drink. Your... MILKSHAKE! *SSSSSLURP* I DRINK IT UP!"

"I look at people sometimes and I see nothing to like... I hate most people."
Daniel Plainview by Zoniax June 12, 2008
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Daniel Piljek 

A Stain On Society. Half way to 50 years old, yet still stuck in the mind of a 15 year old teenager.

Spends his spare scribbling the word Roleks on walls around Sydney.
Did you see that toy Roleks tag down at the legal wall? "Oh yeah, that shit kid with the block style who only paints legal walls, isn't that Daniel Piljek?".

Daniel Poon 

When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.

That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
Daniel Poon by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Daniel Pipes 

A neo-conservative American writer and avid Zionist who has made a career through his Middle East Forum of defaming and smearing American Muslim organizations and institutions. He is arguably one of America's most prolific Islamophobes (read: Muslim-hater), who has publicly supported on his web site the internment of Japanese-Americans during the Second World War and feels "encouraged" that survey polls show an increasing hostility among Americans towards American Muslims and Islam.
Daniel Pipes? Nobody wants to listen to that Islamophobe except the neo-conservative and Zionist organizations.
Daniel Pipes by Tangrene September 19, 2007

daniel popov 

a man with a big dick and does the charzard very well.
Man he daniel popov ed me
daniel popov by duncblox69xxx September 12, 2016

Daniel Padilla 

Daniel Padilla is a Filipino Actor//Singer..
He is one of the most crazed teen stars...
He is Better than Chicser..
For who that does not know who Chicser is..
Chicser are self-conceited,Fame Whores. Who copy 1D,K-Pop and Daniel Padilla...
Daniel Padilla is The hottest rated teen star of all time in the Phillipines

Daniel Petric 

A guy who killed his mom and dad because they took Halo 3 away from him.

Please people, please, don't get THIS obsessed with a fucking VIDEO GAME.
Daniel Petric is just furthering the Gamer stereotype...
Daniel Petric by RawrItsPanda November 19, 2009