| 1. | Bivot | ||
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A hair located around the anus that is housing a dangling poop ball. I was tossing his salad yesterday and I licked a few bivots.
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| 2. | Hanging Chad | ||
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Any human excrement that hangs from ones body tenaciously, esp. Mucus. John came in from the snow storm and had a hanging chad drooping off of his nose.
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| 3. | good morning camper | ||
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When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.) Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?" Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors." Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend." |
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| 4. | Danglin' | ||
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to be execiviely lanky to dangle Danny is very lanky
No hes just Danglin' |
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| 5. | Swallow's Nest | ||
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A view from the back of a female, in which you are able to see the bulge created by her pink part though her legs. Sean:
I like girls with a little junk in the trunk. Dan: Not me. I like girls with the ass of a ten year old boy. Like when you can see her swallow's nest dangling like it's off the edge of a cliff. |
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