|1.||dangerously drunk assistor|
a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.
1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."