A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.
"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.
"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album
Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.
Dane Cook has been often criticised for his material theivery from other comedians.
that dane cook is a silly bitch...he got me.
A great comedian, known for being in movies and TV, unfortunately. Many BAMF
's can relate to his jokes, but his routines are always ruined by dane cook fan
s, who laugh at every other word he says, because he is a celebrity (See dane cook fan
He has been performing stand up since the early 1990's, but has been treated like a god by these "fans" since the mid-2000's.
That Dane Cook is a silly bitch, but these stupid teenagers and little rich girls keep laughing so goddamn much!!!
Possibly the funniset man to walk the earth...hes a BAMF
That Dane Cook guy is a funny bitch
1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"